70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral

Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if itā€™s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that itā€™s crucial you stay open to others and donā€™t judge anyone too quickly.

It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.

She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang ā€¦ only, she couldnā€™t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below ā€” and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry againā€¦

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

ā€œHusband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.ā€

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

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ā€œYouā€™re not really asking me to consider you, are you?ā€ the widow asked: ā€œJust look at you ā€” you have no legs!ā€

The old gent smiled: ā€œTherefore, I cannot run around on you!ā€

ā€œYou donā€™t have any arms either!ā€ she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: ā€œTherefore, I can never beat you!ā€

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: ā€œAre you still good in bed?ā€

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: ā€œI rang the doorbell, didnā€™t I?ā€

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